Our recent virus induced vacation from over-the-board (OTB) chess got me thinking. Online chess exploded onto the scene. US Chess even rates Blitz and Quick games. Club Swiss events are also possible using pairings (etc.) from offsite US Chess certified TDs—check it out here. It is much more common to participate in a match (even a one game match) or round robin at one of those on-line sites.
So, how do the two compare? Those chess playing sites use their programming to replace many traditional TD chores.
With my tongue firmly planted in my cheek let’s go for a ride:
REQUESTED BYES
OTB:
- I’ve traveled a long way and paid a large entry fee. I have expenses. So, don’t give me a bye for any reason.
- A bye is needed why? There’s no travel for on-line chess. You don’t even need to leave your home. You can play in your most comfortable socially unacceptable cloths—no one will know. Most events have time controls that make them one-day affairs—if not less.
- I coughed up my US Chess dues at last weekend’s tournament.
- I’ll pay tomorrow.
- The on-line mantra would be “No pay, no play.”
- That pairing will impact my tie breaks negatively.
- You should know not to pair us!
- I know I’m late so you should accommodate me (insert reason here) by repairing this round.
- Fix my pairing this round to make up for the bad pairing I received earlier.
- I have a better set of pairings.
- You must accelerate the pairings.
- You always have to pair me up.
- I want to re-enter.
- The software on-line pairs as it sees fit in a Swiss.
- In US Chess rated games offline/offsite TDs will be allowed to make pairings—I would bet they use the standard chess pairings software. You get notified, in general, about the event start time.
- You probably know the names of your opponents in the more common round robin or match play. If you don’t want to essay a game with some other player(s), don’t enter that event. There will be another event coming along shortly.
- The rules don’t say you can’t do that.
- Where does it say that in the rules?
- I want to appeal your ruling.
- Internet sites have their rules just a click away. Look them up.
- They even have an appeals process—or at least a contact person.
- My opponent touched one piece and then moved another one!
- I didn’t mean to move that piece.
- I claim a three-fold repetition of position. The game is a draw.
- Illegal move.
- My opponent is not keeping score.
- A provable “mouse slip” or disconnect claim might work.
- BTW, most sites keep score for you.
- I don’t know how to set my clock.
- My opponent is not using one of the “preferred” game timers for this time control. He claims he has the choice of equipment because (fill in the blank).
- The site will set the cyberspace game timer for you.
- Cheating is a problem that has yet to be 100% solved. Catching swindlers is labor intensive—and labor gets fatigued.
- Cheating is a problem that has yet to be 100% solved; however, software—chess engines—get to hunt down those gray shadow frauds—and they don’t get fatigued. Match an engine and get tossed off of the site.
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